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Austin, Texas

April 3-10th, 2024

A week of revelry.

In the spring of twenty-twenty-four we will descend upon the hills just outside of Texas’ most palatable town for a week of games and hangs and ceremonies and songs. Our time together will culminate in the celestial event of a lifetime: a total solar eclipse. Will you join us?

Wasn’t this gonna be in Mexico?

Yes, we originally planned to have this party in Mazatlan, Mexico but after doing a ton of research we decided Texas was a safer, easier, better option.

Why Texas?

Fortunately, the eclipse’s line of totality goes from the coast of Mexico up through Texas and on up to Canada. Of all the options, we figured Texas would have the nicest weather this time of year and would also have the highest likelihood of clear skies (for better eclipse viewing). Plus, Austin is pretty great!

Wait, so is this, like, a wedding?

Basically, yeah! We’re thinking of it as more of an unholy pagan bloodgathering—but yeah, we’re celebrating our union by combining a rare heavenly alignment with the best elements of all the weddings and funerals and reunions and summer camps and cuddle puddles we’ve ever been to and packing it all into one week which yes, will have some wedding-y things too. 

So, what do you think?

We’re trying to get as accurate a head count as possible. Let us know if you’re likely to come.

Do I need to do anything else?

Nothing for now unless you plan on booking something in the area aside from the compounds we already have. Things are going fast on account of the eclipse, so if you plan on going this route, contact us to coordinate.

So excited. Can’t wait to see you in the shadow of the moon.